Monday, June 30, 2008


What's your name? Christa

1. christa

to pull a christa is to do something stupid and still look great while you are doing it

i fell down the stairs but my penis fell out and everyone was impressed

wow you pulled a christa

2. christa

Verb. Underdressing with the mind.

I christed that girl up and down.-christa as past tense.

3. Christa

A ho that gives great deep throated BJ's; loves to screw guys for free and has a great ass.

Man she is such a Christa.


everyone wants to plow you, yet you "cock block" them with a steel bible. really, a bitch that hides behind Jesus and a smile, not to mention kickass thighs. mmmmm
you fucking, christa, douche-bag!!! get out of my house if you're not gonna put out!

How old are you? 26

1. 26

750ml of alky
1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

2. 26

A lot of booze. 750ml of alcohol. Pronounced "two-six" NOT twenty-six
"Hey man, you think a two-six will work?"


26 inch rims....damn, those things are big!
"they never seen 26's on a hummer, my goal is to try f**k trina by the summer" -Young Buck & G-Unit, Betta Ask Somebody

4. 26

The term Twenty Six originated in Cairo, Egypt in 1999, among a group of Egyptian-Canadians and Egyptian-Americans when they were in their early 20s. It means that there is someone around the vicinity who can overhear and understand the group conversations. The term was first used in Arabic Language as Seta Wa'Ishreen.
- Shit, I hate this guy
- Twenty Six (means the guy could hear)

5. 26

no!no! it is a good number. but you guys wouldn't understand. you just wouldn't get it. it's special.
we love 26. we are both women, which makes us lesbians.

One of your friends? Jami

1. jami

a person who likes to eat peaches while extracting germans from the grand canyon.
man that chick is soooooo jami.


The most beautiful, gorgeous, and stellar Princess in the universe. Brown hair, blue eyes and looks that could kill. With a personality to match. Make a wonderful mother, and the perfect wife.
I want Jami
I need Jami
I love Jami
There is only one Jami

4. Jami

Jami is hella cool, sweet, nice, and funny. Master Jami's love Mariah Carey and giving french kisses.
Jami was on the computer being hella funny but she had to go, so she gave french kisses.

What should you be doing? cleaning house

1. cleaning house

To be in the process of either -To be effortlessly winning at any form of gambling where one plays against The "house" or "bank". Now extended to also mean effortlessly winning at friendly card games or any form of gambling. -To be pulverising the opposition when heavily outmubered. Can refer to massacres, brawls or anything similar.
"He was cleaning house at the craps table last night"
"He's cleaning house at the drugs den because he has a wicked AK."
"The undertaker is in the ring and is cleaning house."

Favorite food? Chocolate Chip Cookies

1. chocolate chip cookies

The Definitive Taste Treat when warm enough to have the chocolate chips semi solid and, combined with cold whole milk. This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.
Chocolate chip cookies and whole milk... YUM, YUM!!!!

2. chocolate chip cookies

Something that is super yummy. The definition of hot. Must have a hot mohawk.
all the girls have butterflies in their stomachs as they see chocolate chip cookies do yoga.

Hometown? Cloverdale

1. cloverdale

a small town in sonoma county (nor cal) where there is not shit to do
Wyatt "lets go do something." Greg "we cant, we're in Cloverdale."

word to describe yourself? Mother

1. Mother

Random word when someone says something random and annoying
Annoyance: "Ewww, What's that" You: "Your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "Miss,What are we doing 2day" You: "Your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "This work is so easy, Miss" You: "Just like...your MOTHER!!"
Annoyance: "Peanut" You: "Your MOTHER!!"

2. mother

1.A female human being whom gave birth to you. 2.Term of profanity used by most civilizations in the world.
1.My mother is going to ditch me for her new boyfriend.
2.The most insulting insult in Chinese is 'caonimabi', means 'f*%# your mother's p*ss#'.

3. Mother

Short for "Mother F-er".
He's one bad mother.

4. Mother

1)...enlengthened form of Mom.
2)A woman who constantly bitches at you for random shit you probably didn't do, to achieve her miserble self-fufillment.
1) Kid: "HEY MOM!!" Mother: "Speak properly, junior. Use 'Mother' instead of 'Mom,' so I can brag to my friends what a sophisticated and trained little boy I have.

Car you drive? Yukon


A large, but unresponsive clitoris; a FRIGID RIDGE; an antonym for ICON.
No matter how vigorously she yanked the YUKON, Nan's hooded sluggard remained in hibernation, while her bearded lips yawned and sneered at her efforts.

Last Person you talked to on the phone? Jami

see above

Nickname for best friend? Mamie.


a young woman who goes through pms every 3 seconds

or: Sleeze (he/he)

1. sleeze

an individual who typically has greasy hair and has a boastful personality, feels overly self-important, and can be frequently found insulting, groping, or making sexual remarks towards women.
Only a sleeze like Carl would stare at a woman's breasts during an introduction.

2. sleeze

a girl who is a slut
I know a sleeze when I see one. She was lookin for the D.

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